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LATEST Gospels
June 10th / 04 Ronald Reagan has been assasinated! by Erasmus Springfield (Special to chuckynorris.com)
May 28th/ 04 News from Iraq by Sgt. Tirk "Ball hammer" Wilder (photos by PFC Rat "soup ass" Manning)
April 21st/ 04 Chuck Norris Martial Arts Kick-A-Thon was awesome, man, dude, it was gnarly, oh I'm so stoked -by Doctor Snuggless
April 2nd/ 04 FUN WITH GOOGLE! by Doctor Snuggles and Rat Manning
March 28th/ 04 We missed Christmas...thanks a lot you Mexica-Rican scum bags by Mel Gibson
February 28th/ 04 2004 Oscar Predictions by Doctor Snuggles
February 17th/ 04 I wrote a story made entirely of anagrams for my name. Why? Because I'm gay -by Doctor Snuggles
February 5th/ 04 I'm a little Teapot -by Blubber Bee
February 4th/ 04
January 19th/ 04 Terry-Fox-Hound - by Rat "the Masticator" Manning
January 18th/ 04 I've narrowed down the search for the Holy Grail... -Doctor Snuggles
January 1st/ 04 Where the hell is my robo-wife?!?!
December 24th/ 03 Ummmmmmm, Christmas is in March you stupid dorks- by Doktor Snuggles
December 17th/ 03 They've"caught" Saddam! But, I'm warning you, that's not a GOOD thing!- by Sir Henry-Whalen (On special assignment to CN.com)
December 2nd/ 03 COUNT MORTIMER'S LONG AWAITED LATEST ARTICLE!!- by Count Mortimer
November 18th/ 03 Wow, Tom Sizemore got all the way to the boss Hooker!- by Doctor Snuggles
November 5th/ 03 SAVE CHUCK NORRIS FROM EBAY!- by Rat Manning
October 29th/ 03 Anal Masturbation Paraphenelia should be covered under Health Care! - an Editorial by Rat Manning
October 20th/ 03 Kill Bill (Keane) - Herr Doktor Snuggles
October 16th/ 03 We were gone for a while... thanks to Hitler
October 3rd/ 03 I just solved the Same Sex Marriage Debate... - Herr Doktor Snuggles
September 25th/ 03 Ground Control to Major Norris - by Count Mortimer
September 24th/ 03 Gilmour = Poop - by Rat "can't lift my own body weight" Manning
September 22th/ 03 Toronto Maple Leafs set to win 1993-1994 Stanley Cup - by Doktor "heroin mule" Snuggles
September 13th/ 03 The Greatest Country Western Singer of all time has died... - by Snuggles
September 11th/ 03 Happy Birthday Harry Connick Jr! - by Snuggles
September 5th/ 03 Ghost of God spotted at Chuck Norris ass party - by Snuggles
August 31th/ 03 Prank phone calls - by Dr. "No, Charles Bronson can't be dead" Snuggles
August 25th/ 03 I don't like Hitler - by Dr. Snuggles
August 22th/ 03 We're Back (The communists made the power go out)
August 12th/ 03 I'm the greatest ninja of all time -by Doctor Snuggles
August 10th/ 03 If I could just reach my utility belt...-by Erasmus Springfield (Special to chuckynorris.com)
August 3rd/ 03 I can do anything you can do better -by Count "I got beat up by an 8 year old" Mortimer
August 1st/ 03 Only Lawyers need to read this...- by Doktor Snuggles
July 30th/ 03 Who the hell is trying to kill John Ritter? - by Doktor Snuggles
July 21th/ 03 Anyone who tells you Europe exists is lying- by Erasmus Springfield (Special to chuckynorris.com)
July 14th/ 03 Water: The Silent Killer- by Doktor Snuggles
July 8th/ 03 Uncle Norris NEEDS YOU!- by Herr Doktor Snuggles
July 4th/ 03 I suck at buying fireworks- by Mel Gibson
July 1st/ 03 Happy Canada day!- Dr. Snuggles
June 29th/ 03 Late night Mortimer monologues- Dr. Snuggles feat. Count Mort
June 25th/ 03 Martha Stewart : Troglodyte Queen- Dr. Monty "snacksy" Snuggles
June 21st/ 03 Corey Schwab gets his week with the Stanley Cup- By: Dr. Snuggles
June 16th/ 03 Oh Yeah?!?- By: Rat "Hey kids, I've got candy in my van" Manning
June 15th/ 03 Keyboard puking.......NO WAY!- By the Count "Fun in the Sun" Mortimer
June 11th/ 03 "Church" Norris is not Jesus - By Charles "boy toy" Wilson (Edited by Dr. Snuggles)
June 8th/ 03 Chuck Norris finally kicks Drugs out of America (and beats up Jimmy Carter) -Snuggles
June 7th/ 03 News Flash: Chuck Norris saves kids from terrorists (yet again)! -Coodles M.C. Pow (On special assignment to CN.com)
June 6th/ 03 Manning denies alleged fatherhood - Rat "Prescription Drug Tester" Manning
June 5th/ 03 That dirty Rat (Manning) -Count "hot potato" Mortimer
June 4th/ 03 Inquest into 9/11 tragedy has come to a startling conclusion! -Snuggles (who else?)
June 3rd/ 03 You saw it here first! Beer Drink Bash: rules for the hot new game -Snuggles
May 15th/ 03 The Humanity! Actor/Genius/Sex Icon Robert Stack Dead at 84 -Snuggles
May 9th/ 03 If you're going to hire a Butler... -Snuggles
May 8th/ 03 Annual meeting of the Chuck Norris Society a roaring success! -Snuggles
May 5th/ 03 To meet his deadline our very own Dr. snuggles had to write this last article drunk off his ass -Snuggles
April 22nd/ 03 Our editors appear in society page of the B.C. Times for selfless charity work done in the Name of "Chuck" -Snuggles
April 11th/ 03 CHUCK NORRIS IS JESUS! Rejoice and you shall be saved!
