CHUCK NORRIS' OFFICIAL WEBSITE the Mecca of the Chuck Norris world (you should pray to this site 3 times daily). P.S. No homos allowed
Top 10 Lists - Your source for any top 10 list about any pointless hierarchy you could ever imagine.
Worldblackbelt.com - Founded by our savior, this page shows us the world's toughest karate masters. It is ranked in descending order from toughest to weakest (Chuck holds number one spot naturally). The rules are as follows: 1) any member above you on the list could easily kick your ass; 2) any member on the list could kick the ass of anyone else in the world who isnt on the list (except Mr. T) and; 3) the person in number one spot, Chuck Norris, could beat up all those below him on the list all at once. Examples: Frank Tejo could easily beat up Bill "Superfoot" Wallace, but they could both beat up Bill Maher or Hitler. Got it?
Tirk Wilder's Website any follower of Norris should definately visit this website. Be sure to put an entry in the guest book, it will assure you a place in heaven. and...HE ONCE PLAYED KEYBOARDS FOR TOBY KEITH!
Flat Tops next to the Norris beard/mullet combo, this is the best possible hairstyle out there
Norris Impersonator Look at this sacriledge! This man will soon be struck down by the wrath of Chuck Norris the almighty! Seriously though, I can't tell the fucking difference between him and Chuck... it's uncanny! This man could kill Chuck Norris and assume his identity; assuming his voice doesnt sound like this.
Jesus.com good site for when youre feeling nostalgic about the old (inferior) Jesus. Feel free to look at it, but be sure to double your total gym work outs for the week to atone for such sinful pleasures.
www.divine-interventions.com I reckomend you buy one of these.
www.TotalGym.com there is no better pennance than to purchace one of these Holy machina. If you know a sinner, buy him one and pray (workout).
Muskoka real estate Buy a cottage you yuppie
Steve Nash Pretty much the best basketball player in the WNBA
