Disclaimer: This article only expresses the opinions of Mr. Charles Wilson. This BLASPHEMY is not to be interpreted as the opinions of www.chuckynorris.com or of our staff in any way. Charles Wilson represents the "old guard" of the Catholic church, a small group of stubborn, delusional people who still believe that Jesus Christ was the one and only coming of Christ. Most of his old brethren have embraced the infinite compassion of our Lord savior chuck norris, but, sadly many still cling to the old ways.

The text in "yellow" is the original transcript of Wilson's article complete and unedited (VERY unedited). The text in green are remarks from the Editor (Doctor Monty "Hard body" Snuggles).

Chuck Norris is not Jesus (wrong).

By: Charles Wilson

Chuck Norris is not Jesus (wrong). This web site however is a very good example of how a small group of people can begin a movement. For example Christianity began in 12 people and now it is almost a billion. It "began in" people? Wow, thats how Aliens began too!

Church (church?) Norris is a good person, but Jesus which means "God is with us" he is not. I say this on three basic points: yeah, well Chuck Norris means "heavenly ass kicker."

(1) Jesus was a pacifist, Walker Texas Ranger is not; What can i say? The first Jesus was a sissy

(2) Jesus had a message of social reforms to a corrupt system of government in the churches, Chuck Norris, is just an action, playing a person who tries to maintain the system as it is. That's cause the first Jesus fixed the corrupt system of government, didn't he?

(3) Scriptures doesn’t say anything about the one entering Jerusalem riding a donkey and doing ku-foo. You obviously haven't read "The New Scriptures: Norris Edition" by Tirk Wilder. Besides, the original scriptures don't say anything about what you're doing in the picture below.

"The one who testifies o these says, "surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come Lord Jesus Come Soon! The grace of the Lord Jesus be with all his saints. Amen." Wake up, he's already back! And this time..... he's got attitude!

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