Martha Stewart is a Hag with a Broken Vagina

We at chuckynorris.com don't generally hop on the bus when it comes to high profile celebrity criminal cases. But this time, it's personal. That disgusting knickknack whore - Martha Stewart - is breeding lies about us and we have to set the record straight.

On her website, http://www.marthatalks.com/, Martha claims that "57,000 visitors have taken the time to send notes of support and encouragement," which is all well and good, but she fails to mention one particular e-mail that she received. See the e-mail below (sorry, its unedited and I was so angry/lazy at the time I missed most of the punctuation).

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To: martha@marthatalks.com <martha@marthatalks.com>

From: admin@chuckynorris.com

Subject: Vikings rape of England

It's high time you payed for your sins betty crocker I'm gonna eat you and your dogs and denis franz for betraying me (i saw him on your garbage show the other day talking about flowers...FLOWERS!!!!$@#% {on nypd blue one time he said he was gonna beat up a crook with the ball hammer in the back of his truck, now that's the Franz i used to love! } ).

this imclone shit is only the tip of the iceberg . your supression of fine products like ASS BUTTER is atrocious, its a damn good product that everyone should try. but martha makes sure it stays off the market. cause youre a dumb broad who i want to smack with a 2 by 4

Lovingly and Eternally yours,

Doktor Snuggles

PS i heard you're a dyke

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In closing I'd just like to say, "CRAM IT WITH WALNUTS MARTHA, YOU DIRTY TRAMP!"

- Dr. Snuggly bunny