Excerpt From a Monumental Conversation with Charles Wilson

charles says: and the apostlic succession begins

Snuggle bunny says: uh huh

Snuggle bunny says: you wanna be one of chuck's apostles?

Snuggle bunny says: we need a few more

charles says: no

Snuggle bunny says: ok, no time for apostle? how about disciple?

Snuggle bunny says: a lot less work involved

Snuggle bunny says: but you dont get mentioned in the bible as much

Snuggle bunny says: and you DEfinately dont get your own chapter

charles says: no but do you have 3 apostles?

Snuggle bunny says: yes, why?

charles says: well if you have three apostles you can make more

Snuggle bunny says: oh i see

Snuggle bunny says: kinda like a virus duplicating

Snuggle bunny says: why do we need 3?

charles says: by laying your hands on them and passing the succession to them

Snuggle bunny says: but i thought you only needed 2 people to successfully mate

charles says: they dont

Snuggle bunny says: oh i see

Snuggle bunny says: so theres actually no mating involved?

charles says: no

charles says: just an act of worship

Snuggle bunny says: so, its kinda like a gang bang

Snuggle bunny says: 3 guys pin 1 other guy down

Snuggle bunny says: and "apostle" him all night

Snuggle bunny says: till he's one of us