July 5th, a Date that Will Live in Infamy

Anthony Andrews, perhaps the greatest actor of our time, has succumbed to pressures of celebrity lifestyle. On July 5th he collapsed at his home and was rushed to the hospital by friends. At the hospital, his terrible secret became public, Andrews had overdosed on water. The terrible underbelly of life as a star was exposed, Anthony Andrews is addicted to water!

Rat Manning, a close personal friend to Andrews had this to say: "it was all the parties! You know how much water you can get at a Hollywood party? DO YOU?!? They have whole TOILETS full of the shit. How can you resist???" Manning went on to admit that he drank water socially with Andrews occasionally, but he didn't know Anthony was drinking it excessively on his own. "I guess I shoulda clued in when he licked the sweat off my body after Polo matches," continued Rat, "but I just thought it was Tony being affectionate. He's a really loving man you know..."

(Above) "Dance you silly Mexican!" water crazed Anthony exclaims, as he forces an Indian to do a rain dance at gunpoint.

Chuckynorris.com wants to be the first to say, "we're here for you anthony, you crazy asshole!" We're gonna be there to keep you away from the water parties, not to mention the water fights....they're killing you damnit!!!

-Dr. Snuggles