Anyone who tells you that Europe exists is lying; there is no Europe, it's a myth created by Richard Gere and members of the homosexual Canadian media. Furthermore, there is no Asia or Africa of Oceania and the food you are eating is made of PEOPLE.

Europe is a television studio in California where actors pretend that they are German or Swedish or French. So, Jay Leno says I'm full of crap does he? HE'S IN TO THIS UP TO HIS EARS.

John Wayne isn't dead, the guy who plays the Pope on T. V. is holding him prisoner, and when I bust him out me and the Duke are gonna ride a ship off the edge of the World and kill all the men guarding the giant factory that makes the crazy pills that keep me in this hospital.

Watch their eyes, Sincerely,

Erasmus Springfield

P. S. I hate white people

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