An Open Letter to All Lawyers

If there are any lawyers (or law firms in general) out there who are offended by any content on this site, just send a polite e-mail at admin@chuckynorris.com and we'll immediately take it down. Because at chuckynorris.com we respect censorship and the people who seek to censor. So get sending those e-mails and make sure sure to put "Wassup law dog?" as the subject of the e-mail or I'll just delete it and burn down my house.

Additionally, if you're a lawyer, and you can't find anything that you want us to remove, here's some libel for you lazy litigators:

Lawyers......

...are all pedophiles

...cheat on their wives (there are no women lawyers)

...bankroll Osama bin Laden

...worship Hitler's ghost

(the above is not opinion or rumour, IT IS FACT and www.chuckynorris.com will stand by it in court)

(above) Cellino and Barnes with their classic "I'm shitting my pants" smiles.

-Snuggles

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