Prank Phone Calls

Well folks, it's almost fall, the days are getting longer, the nights colder, your old public school principal is touching himself in your yard. Yes, it's that time of year again...it's prank phone call season! Now, we at chuckynorris.com know that you're too busy watching Quantum Leap to dream up your own prank calls, so we've provided some here for you. Enjoy these, you losers, and hope that Dr. Sam Beckett Leaps into you to fix your pathetic life!

PRANK # 1

You: Hi, is your fridge running?

Them: Why, yes it is!

You: Well then your son's a faggot!

PRANK # 2

You: Hello, Bill?

Bill Gates: Hi, I sell software!

You: Windows ME crashes more than Mark A's truck on the way home from the Kearney regatta (I know, he'll be confused too, it's too inside)

PRANK # 3

You: Hi, is your television running?

Them: Why yes it is!

You: I WAS THE ONE WHO RATTED YOU OUT TO THE COPS! STAR 69 ME IF YOU DARE!

PRANK # 4

You: Hi, we're all waiting for you down here!

Them: Who? Where?

You: Me and Sam Beckett, of course, too bad he can't leap into your DAD 20 years ago and make you NOT an INBRED

PRANK # 5

You: Hi, what's the capital city of Cyprus?

Them: Nicosia naturally!

You: <assorted spanish curse words>

PRANK # 6

You: Hi, is your fridge running?

Them: Why, yes it is!

You: Well, I'm not gonna vote for it in the California State elections. I'm gonna vote for Arnold 'cause he and Jessie Ventura teamed up to kill Predator! And that mother humper was BAD!