God appears at the bi-weekly Chuck Norris piss-up/Ass party for the children

For the first time since Moses' campfire got outta control and spread to some bushes, God has shown himself in public. It was at Chuck Norris' lauded bi-weekly piss-up/barbeque/sassy ass party. Moments after the legendary moustache duels, won by Tom Selleck this week (he defeated defending champ Tirk Wilder with his famous Duster's Gambit maneuver), a translucent god appeared from the heavens.

God didn't have much to say to mankind except that he was sorry he hadn't been showing up much lately. "It's not that I don't like this generation, it's just that I don't got a whole lotta time," said an apologetic God, He went on to blame television and the internet for his full schedule, calling them "time bandits." He also lamented the swift cancellation of the brilliant George Costanza comedy Bob Paterson.

The people at the party listened intently, for almost an hour, as he droned on about his favorite, albeit recently canceled, TV shows until Chris Rock burst in and said: "God, shut up your cracker ass!" To this everyone laughed joyously, even God until he smote Rock with a lightning bolt he borrowed from Zeus.

Then, as quickly as he came, God was gone.

Luckily, to prove that this event occurred, God was caught on film by one of the partygoers. "Finally someone proved God exists, just look at the damn photo! " said photographer Caruthers St. Elmo, "that's him, just inches above the plume of vomit coming from Chuck's mouth."

-Dr. Snuggles