Happy Birthday Harry Connick Junior!

On September 11th, in the year of our lord 0027 (1967 in old Jesus time) a child was born. That child rose to be the 2nd greatest singer of Frank Sinatra songs of all time. His name...was Harry Connick Junior. And today we rejoice in celebration on the anniversary of his birth.

Harry had this to say, from his home in New York:

"A couple of years ago (Sept. 11, 2001) my party really sucked! Heck, no one showed up! I was really sad sitting there, in my party hat, all alone. I thought no one liked me anymores. Thankfully, more people showed up in 2002, but not as many as usual so i was a little bummed! BUT, this year, thank Norris, the government has made my birthday a national holiday! HURRAY!"

Inexplicably, compared to 2001, 2002's party did have a much better turnout. Experts contribute the resurgence in Connick's popularity to recent recession. "Harry Connick Junior's music, like Nazism, appears to get many more followers in times of economic recession or depression," says Prof. Shamus McVickers, "To sum up, you can only appreciate the H. C. dog when you feel like shit."

Thanks to this SEXY-FUN recession we're knee deep in, we can expect Harry's party this year to draw thousands more.

Happy birthday harry, have a BLAST!!!

-Dr. Snuggles