Gilmour = Poo

Doug Gilmour is at it again. Chuckynorris.com has been tailing Gilmour the past few weeks in an effort to convince the public that he’s not just another washed up NHLer. Needless to say, we were wrong. Gilmour is the Tony Danza of hockey. Period.

Chuckynorris.com correspondent Manning had a chance to snap this photo of Gilmour the day after resigning with the Leafs. Gilmour, since becoming a pussy, has been restricted to a wheelchair and is shown here being defeated by Old Mrs. Niggerbater and Stock-market Stu. Not to mention Stephen Hawking, but who can beat the worlds leading physicist; especially if you are a dropout loser like Gilmour. Chuckynorris.com suspects Robot Jimmy Carter had a finger in these recent happenings. DAMN YOU JIMMY!!!

-Rat Manning