Mr. Norris Finds Serenity in Space

Got God?

That’s one question many people have been forced to ask themselves since Gary Coleman declared himself president of the world (after smashing Arnold's face in). Curiosity couple with more curiosity has led me to this question… Where is GOD (a.k.a. CHUCK) when I need him? HUH!? WELL!?

Good news.

After a night of erotic asteroid snorting, he was rudely interrupted by a trekkie protest. It seems beating trekkies with spiked clubs is now a social concern.

(Above) Chuck Norris disguises himself as a fat, burnt out martial artist/actor at a notorious trekkie party (Trekkies don’t have many friends so it was hard to get a group shot, I solely blame Rat Manning ).

Rat Manning is the scum of the earth, it seems that every event I send him to he does one or more (sometimes all) of the following:

1. Touches Tony The Tiger (in his special place)
2. Goes into heat
3. Vomits on little children

I am starting a Manning Prevention Program, if you or any members of the family have been violated by Sir Manning, please kill that gay Inuit bastard.

-Count “6 Finger” Mortimer