I've Cured Gay

I did it, I solved the same sex marriage debate. That's right, I've cured gay! I can't believe no one stumbled across this before, it's pretty simple. It turns out gay is cured pretty easily.

Curing Gay Women: Force lesbians to watch a 15 hour video staring the three sexiest men alive: Patrick Swayze, Christopher Lambert and Chuck Norris. Make sure the video is chalked full of subliminal messages like"turn straight damnit!" or; "youse better not still be gay tomorow...or else".

(above) The cure for gay in women (watch closely)

Curing Gay Man Disease (latin: homoasspartius): The cure for gay men is even simpler. Chuck Norris will go door to door and beat the gay out of them. And it won't take long, trust me...

-Doc Snuggles