"Mommy, who is this Albert Coholic you keep yelling at daddy about?"

Problem: Too lazy for full paragraphs today, Solution: use point form

-If I was a cartoon character I'd murder Family Circus. I'd walk into their average little family home and LET MY CROWBAR DO THE TALKING.

-Bil Keane was/is a raging alcoholic.

(Above left) - a classic Bil Keane cartoon, (Above right) - and its sequel that never made it to press

-Bil Keane has trained his monkey son Jeff to draw his freakishly large family (have you seen how big their heads are?). So, if I killed Bil Keane would Jeffy incorporate it into next week's Family Circus?

-When the comic strip started in the 30's it was overwhelmingly racist

-Doc Snuggles