Anal Masturbation Paraphenelia should be Covered under Health Care!

an editorial by Rat Manning

Friggin' medicare! It will pay for sex changes now! Those drag wearing freaks get tax dollars! Meanwhile normal, hard working Joes, like me, that enjoy the full masturbatory experience get shafted by the government (no pun intended)!

Hell's bells! Halloween is coming up! Do you know how much Halloween is gonna cost me (analy)?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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