Anal Masturbation Paraphenelia should be
Covered under Health Care!
an editorial by Rat Manning
Friggin'
medicare! It will pay for sex changes now! Those drag wearing freaks get tax
dollars! Meanwhile normal, hard working Joes, like me, that enjoy the full masturbatory
experience get shafted by the government (no pun intended)!
Hell's bells! Halloween is coming up! Do you know how much Halloween is gonna cost me (analy)?
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