TOM SIZEMORE MAD!!!!!

I know it's old news, but apparently Tom Sizemore beat up the Queen of the hookers. And he's going to jail for it! We at Chuckynorris.com generally support men who beat up hookers, and this isn't by any means an exception, we're just surprised that mild mannered Tom Sizemore (pictured below) did it this time.

"Open the drapes, my orchids aren't getting any light!"

As mentioned above, we EXPECT guys like Gary Busy to beat up hookers, but calm, borderline homosexuals (like Sizemore) just don't do this. The only plausible explanation for this outburst is that he got belted by gamma rays and turned into the Hulk. The Hulk loves smashing shit.

"SIZEMORE SMASH (hookers)!"

- Dr. Snuggles