Saddama Saddama, I'm craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy loving you

Saddam doesn't HAVE weapons of mass destruction, he IS the weapon of mass destruction! And that crazy bastard is gonna kill you all! He's just waiting till he gets into the United States before he reveals his true form and kills every living American. He's gonna make 9/11 look like a game of fan and ball.

How do I know this? Am I some crack pot conspiracy theorist? NO! I have amassed a whole lotta empirical evidence to support this! After many hours of CAREFUL research I've deduced that Saddam Hussein is not a man, but a code name for an Iraqi weapons project! By rearranging the letters in his name into anagrams of "SADDAM HUSSEIN" i've found the terrible truth! Some anagrams of his name are:

MASS USA HIDDEN, ASS HUMANS DIED, SAUDI MANS SHED, AMASSED HINDUS, ASS HEAD NUDISM

This can mean only one thing, SADDAM HUSSEIN is a weapon that was developed in a SAUDI MAN'S SHED and he has plans to attack AMASSED HINDUS. He's waiting till he's HIDDEN in the USA before he unleashes his weapons of MASS destruction. And so many ASS HUMANS will DIED (his designers apparently overlooked grammar). I'm not sure about ASS HEAD NUDISM, maybe it's his activation code.

(Above) Look out George Bushes, it's a trap!!!

(Above) Somewhere in Iraq...

We have to stop him, someone has to stop him! Where is Megaman when you need him?

- Henry Whalen