Christmas is in March...

The first Jesus is dead. We don't celebrate the birthdays of dead people (except for my crazy uncle Ron, those are the only birthdays he celebrates).

Get ready for the new Christmas on March 10th, 1940, the birthday of the only living Christ.

Oh yeah, Santa is dead too, I killed him when i was 15. But that's not why you haven't been getting Christmas gifts, you haven't been getting gifts because NOBODY LIKES YOU. Anyway, what I did was I set up tripwire floodlights in my yard and on my roof. Then I took up position at a good vantage point across the road with high-powered rifle. And the rest, as they say, is history.

Somewhere on Brittania Road...

-Snuggles