MEMEMEMEMEME

Last Wensday, during a routine raid of Rat Menard Manning's residence, in which police were looking for bear suits used in public urination offences, Officer McBear noticed what appeared to be Manning's corpse, with a massive rat burying it's head in his groin area.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out that Manning was in fact alive, but he was actaully the rat, well, in a giant rat suit, and he was licking the scrotum of a life-sized doll he had made of himself. The bear suits were later discovered in Robot Jimmy’s secret subway lair.

-Blubber Bee