UNCLOSED TROGGS and the DUCTLESS GORGON

-----------------------a short story by DOCTOR SNUGGLES--------------------

The COLD NEGRO GUSTS of wind blew over CONSOL DRUGGETS' face

"Gadzooks!" SCORNED SLUGGOT, CONSOL DRUGGETS' old friend.

"It wasn't me it was COUNT DOGGRELS'S CONGRUED GLOSTS !" exclaimed CONSOL DRUGGETS in vain. But it was too late the CORNED SLUGS GOT in his eyes.

"The CUNT DROOLS EGGS !" cackled COUNT DOGGRELS'S NEGRO CULT DOGS from the bushes, "the DUCTLESS GORGON will kill you all..." And, with that, they were gone.

"Holy CUDGEL'S TROGONS!" cursed CONSOL DRUGGETS.

Just then, a man emerged from the forest.

"Who in the name of GONGSTER'S CLOUD are you?!" exclaimed CONSOL DRUGGETS.

"Why it's old DOC STRUGGLESON," SCORNED SLUGGOT again.

"That's STRUGGLE, SON," DOC SCORNED. SLUGGOT, beaten at his own game, looked hurt.

"GROSS GLUTEN DOC!" SCORNED SLUGGOT not willing to be out scorned.

(God this is boring)

The End