Fun with Google
I'll be the first to admit it, it's been a slow news week here at chuckynorris.com. The signs are obvious, Count Mortimer made a cocoon out of his desk and refuses to come out. So, me and Rat Manning decided to use the time honored journalistic tradition of MAKING UP OUR OWN FUCKING NEWS.
Now, I'm sure a lot of you are familiar with the third most visited site on the internet, www.google.com (www.chuckynorris.com and www.chucknorris.com being first and second). I use it all the time to find new pieces for my black mammy collection. Anyway, we reasoned that you can type in ANYTHING in the google search and get results. We were right...
Things we typed in:
"trix are for kids" + "adults only"
"rub a dub dub"+ incest + feces
"party favors"+"breast pumps"+"latina ass"
"word bird" + satanic + rituals
"colonel mustard"+ semen + stains
"charles bronson" + "giant dildo" + desk
"bill paxton" + prison + ass + rape
"hickory dickory dock" + "elton john" + "loose anus"
"chuck norris" + "beard trimmer"
erotic + pillows + batman + vomit
- Doc Snuggles and Rat Manning