News Update

Man, the Chuck Norris Martial Arts Kick-A-Thon (on April 24th) was kick ass! I can't remember what it was for (blind retarded kids or something), but so much ass was kicked my head is spinning! I was gonna write all about it, but a guy can only do so many rails of coke before his memory starts to go... Grandmaster Keith Yates was there (you'd think he'd be a sissy with that name don't you? {well, you're right, he is}).

Anyway, the Spanish pulled outta Iraq a couple days back. The conquistadors got back in their galleons and headed back around the Horn of Africa! Some spanish official/bull tormentor was heard to remark "We are scared of Zee savages! These new world indians are on their own!" despite their negative remarks, the spanish promised to leave "many diseases" for the Iraqis to deal with.

My reaction: Big deal, so they pulled out? Norris pulls out all the time (in a different sense). Speaking of Chuck Norris, why don't they just send Norris in to fill the void in Iraq? He's worth like 10,000 Spaniards and he doesn't stink half as bad.

"Hey, nice pink galleon.... you human assholes!"

-Dr. Snuggles

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