Goddamnit!!! shit!!! christ!!!!

HINCKLEY DIDNT FAIL!!!! HE KILLED REAGAN!!!!

The mutherhumping bullet was infected with Alzheimer's!

His shot just took a long time to kill our great leader, Ronald Reagan. You think BUSH was in charge of our country?!?! Think again you HUMAN WASTELAND. Captain Ron was still at the helm of SS U.S. friggin A!! Just when his laser satellites were almost complete! Who's gonna shoot down the nukes now that both Reagan AND Lee Marvin are dead? NO ONE THATS FUCKING WHO!!!!!!!

Gorbachev is gonna nuke THE SHIT outta your apple pies and your roller skates and your GODDAMN T-BALL DIAMONDS FOR MENTALLY HANDICAPPED MINORITIES. And the commies are gonna be eating our irradiated cows and drinking vodka in John Travolta's master bedroom while John Travolta's GODDAMN HEAD IS FLASH FRIED BY NUCLEAR FRIGGIN ARMAGEDDON.

Stupid secret service man should took that goddamn bullet. Now those secret service fucktards are gonna have to jump in from of a GODDAMN 50 MEGATON NUCLEAR FRIGGIN WARHEAD HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE GIPPER'S GODDAMN COFFIN!

Ronald Reagan: why do the good always die young?!