Spacestud Meatloaf Stops on Earth During Galavangelistic Voyage

Intergalactic superstar Meatloaf, who recently jumped on the Church of Norris bandwagon,
stopped on planet earth yesterday to deliver the world's biggest sermon in the name of Norris.
In the months leading up to his visit, to create knowledge and gain more diciples of the Church
of Norris, Meatloaf used the internets to plant the seed of Norris in the brains of everyone.
Wielding the terrible power of email forwards, he created a list of facts about our Lord; some
terribly false, and some true. Credited with creating the largest army of Chuckites, Meatloaf is
set to return in another 12 years to create the greatest rock album ever created. Ever.

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