Beer Drive Bash (aka Beer Drunk Bash, aka Flapjastic Fun Hour)

Here are the rules for the driving/drinking game that is sweeping the nation!

Picture: Count Mortimer at a recent game (photo by Dr. Snuggles from back seat of Rat's car)

Things needed

- 1 highway or 1 stretch of road

- at least 2 cars

- unlimited beer (preferably Wildcat)

- at least 2 people

- at least 2 decks of cards

-at least 2 cell phones

-at least 2 shot glasses

General Rules

The game is played on an open stretch of highway - usually at night when the roads are open (although professionals {i.e.. me} often play in the middle of the day in busy subdivisions). The two contestants start by driving down a two lane street, cars abreast, at 30 mph. From a deck of cards on their laps, they each draw a card. The card is then held up to the driver side window so the other driver can see it in the other lane. The person with the lower card has to pour and drink a shot of beer and increase his speed by 10 mph. The game is played until one driver is unable to further compete.

Special Provisions

i) if one driver is unlucky in drawing and pulls far ahead (due to high speed), then cell phones are used to notify the other driver which card has been drawn.

ii) in special tournament mode, two other people - usually the children of the drivers - can be brought along as judges

-Doc. Snuggles