Top 10 Non-Violent Ass Kickings of all Time

Note: We here at top 10s don't endorse non-violence. But, we have to admit, sometimes you can beat someone up withOUT any karate!

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#10 Five Easy Pieces

Asskicker: Jack Nicholson

Ass-kicked: Some crotchety old bag

I like when he tells that bitch at the table to shut up too. She looks like an even uglier Yoko Ono. If she was that ugly in the 70's, imagine how ugly she is now

#8 THE INSIDER

Asskicker: Some super-lawyer who flew in in his super-jet

Ass-kicked: About 50 Big Tobacco Lawyers

You Wipe that smirk off your face! - Fucking intense!

#7 SCENT OF A WOMAN

Asskicker: A blind man (Al Pacino)

Ass-kicked: The dean or some shit (I havent seen this one in a while)

He's blind, but man does he have dignity! Yeah!

#6 GHOSTBUSTERS

Asskicker: BILL MURRAY

Ass-kicked: Some EPA guy. Global warming, pffbt

Murray needs to sign on for Ghostbusters 3.

#5 THE PRINCESS BRIDE

Asskicker: The Dread Pirate Roberts

Ass-kicked: Prince Humperdink

You vomitous mass

#4 A FEW GOOD MEN

Asskicker: I dont even know who owns who here (oh, wait, Nicholson goes to jail).

Ass-kicked: Jack, I GUESS. Fuck you Tom Cruise

Shut up Kevin Bacon, the grown ups are arguing.

#3 DIRTY HARRY

Asskicker: DIRTY HARRY (Clint Eastwood)

Ass-kicked: Crime

This one was only TECHNICALLY non-violent. There is a whole shit load of violence before and after this clip.

#2 Swingers

Asskicker: Vince Vaughn

Ass-kicked: Gretzky and the L.A. Kings

Wait till Gretzky's head bleeds!

#1 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Asskicker: NICHOLSON! (again)

Ass-kicked: Damn Society

- Bill Paxton

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