Top 10 Non-Violent Ass Kickings of all Time
Note: We here at top 10s don't endorse non-violence. But, we have to admit, sometimes you can beat someone up withOUT any karate!
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#10 Five Easy Pieces
Asskicker: Jack Nicholson
Ass-kicked: Some crotchety old bag
I like when he tells that bitch at the table to shut up too. She looks like an even uglier Yoko Ono. If she was that ugly in the 70's, imagine how ugly she is now
#8 THE INSIDER
Asskicker: Some super-lawyer who flew in in his super-jet
Ass-kicked: About 50 Big Tobacco Lawyers
You Wipe that smirk off your face! - Fucking intense!
#7 SCENT OF A WOMAN
Asskicker: A blind man (Al Pacino)
Ass-kicked: The dean or some shit (I havent seen this one in a while)
He's blind, but man does he have dignity! Yeah!
#6 GHOSTBUSTERS
Asskicker: BILL MURRAY
Ass-kicked: Some EPA guy. Global warming, pffbt
Murray needs to sign on for Ghostbusters 3.
#5 THE PRINCESS BRIDE
Asskicker: The Dread Pirate Roberts
Ass-kicked: Prince Humperdink
You vomitous mass
#4 A FEW GOOD MEN
Asskicker: I dont even know who owns who here (oh, wait, Nicholson goes to jail).
Ass-kicked: Jack, I GUESS. Fuck you Tom Cruise
Shut up Kevin Bacon, the grown ups are arguing.
#3 DIRTY HARRY
Asskicker: DIRTY HARRY (Clint Eastwood)
Ass-kicked: Crime
This one was only TECHNICALLY non-violent. There is a whole shit load of violence before and after this clip.#2 Swingers
Asskicker: Vince Vaughn
Ass-kicked: Gretzky and the L.A. Kings
Wait till Gretzky's head bleeds!
#1 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Asskicker: NICHOLSON! (again)
Ass-kicked: Damn Society
- Bill Paxton
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